Custom Flotilla (2014-present)

I started Custom Flotilla in 2014 as a brand of novelty t-shirts, determined to cash in on my clever ideas and create a “revenue stream,” which was all the rage then (and continues to be all the rage in my mind). The first shirt, used to successfully launch CF through an Indiegogo campaign, lists all the heavy metal band names starting with “black” from my 2008 book “All Known Metal Bands.”

Buy some at customflotilla.com

“All Known Metal Bands” t-shirt by Custom Flotilla

“All Known Metal Bands” t-shirt by Custom Flotilla

“Stop Faking Sense” t-shirt by Custom Flotilla

“Death” baseball shirt by Custom Flotilla

“Aging Smiley” t-shirt by Custom Flotilla

“Work Produce Consume Pollute” sticker by Custom Flotilla

Dilf (eastern) sticker by Custom Flotilla

Dilf (western) sticker by Custom Flotilla

Clmate change sticker by Custom Flotilla

“Fagalicious” t-shirt by Custom Flotilla

Tronald Dump poster by Custom Flotilla

“Pour Decision” t-shirt by Custom Flotilla

Climate Change t-shirt by Custom Flotilla

“Yee-Haw” t-shirt by Custom Flotilla

“Ocean” t-shirt by Custom Flotilla

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